Girls are not machines that you put kindness coins into until sex falls out.
We’ve all had that awkward moment where we accidentally touched our friend’s boob
there’s a difference between “lazy” and “i don’t want to fucking do that shit”
i wonder which celebrities are gonna crash and burn in 2014
I will know my life is successful when I have a library with a rolling ladder
Another summary of the oscars.
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Do ur squats eat ur vegetables wear red lipstick don’t let boys be mean 2 u
i hate my chemical romance
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Joey - Role model for both men and women.
what do kids even watch on tv now since theres no hannah montana or lizzie mcguire or fresh prince or suite life of zac and cody???^#$?????11!?!?
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