You guys, this was a comment on the article about Yahoo wanting to buy Tumblr.
UmbralDiscord has a point.
Makes sense …
the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg
oh no I’m not falling for this one again
I FUCKING FIGURED IT OUT
THE ‘THE’ IS SIDEWAYS, RIGHT?
BECAUSE YOU READ THE THE WITH ALL THREE OF THE PHRASES
‘IMAGINE THE SKY’
‘HOW IS THE SKY’
‘TOUCH THE SKY’
IT’S STILL FUCKING STUPID BUT I FIGURED IT THE FUCK OUT
YOU ARE A FUCKING GOD AMONG MEN.
true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
why would the movie eat my popcorn
nevermind i get it
i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like
AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE
WAIT ONE FUCKING MOMENT. CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT THE COMMENT WAS POSTED 18 SECONDS BEFORE THE STATUS?!?!?!?!?!?
